lights will guide you home
what if levi doesn’t spin on purpose what if he’s just a big fucking spazz who can’t hold shit properly
humanity’s swiftest trainwreck
The man who will lead us to victory, ladies and gentlemen.
The adventures of a completely able man in his early 30’s.
you guy can totally add to this if you want
"I’m not a Survey Corps."
Since that’s the way it should be [eyes Flint meaningfully].
Headcanon that Marco started this one April Fool’s Day, where his younger siblings (affectionately referred to as “The Bodtlings”) would pretend to be ducklings and follow him around while quacking for a whole day. He’d make them sandwiches so they could pretend to be eating bread crumbs.
Bodtlings. Ducklings. Yeah.
This year they decide to try the prank on Jean and end up having to explain.
Jean doesn’t appreciate the joke.
"His fingers are combing through my hair and I want to break down even further because this is the Marco that I let slip away, this is the Marco that I let die, this is the Marco that changed my entire life for the better, this is the Marco that I spent the rest of my life grieving the loss of and praying to over and over fruitlessly because maybe he’d hear me that time, maybe he’d hear me this time.
This is the Marco I couldn’t save. And here we are, centuries later and worlds away, and he’s holding me in his arms and rocking me as I cry into his shoulder.”
So this picture will make less than absolutely zero sense to anyone who hasn’t read OTTA. So that’s your first hint that you should read it, really. The second hint is that it’s a military boarding school AU with delicious tongue-in-cheek writing, and the text-message conversations [as well as a particularly hilarious sex scene] had me in stitches. Let’s just say that I laughed until I cried.
Finished reading this amazing thing called Once Then, Twice Again and ohmygod, literally sobbing. It was so good but so depressing and I can’t even why did I read this I thought it was going to be a nice happy fic ohmygod my heart is dying.
Amazing fic, though, I really recommend it if you want to cry yourself to sleep later tonight.